big ideot

localvoidcat:

i can’t be trusted with sour gummies i’m guzzling this shit down like a hog that’s tasted blood

kitty4president:

hi im thinking abt this bit of dialogue from the duke nukem bulletstorm dlc again. what the FUCK did he mean by this

saintsatellite:

Google will sometimes make stickers for me based on what I’m typing if I put a question mark or exclamation point. Uhm, this one came as a surprise though:

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ubercharge:

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op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

eggplantmaniac420:

attention perishable girls:

its going to be room temperature today. be careful out there.

ssundiall:

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do you still love me? even if im a little weird?

nsomniacsdream:

littlegraycats:

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this is just objectively funny though

Great joke tho? Who complained?